The pool has a fence, but it needs a better one

I will be the first person to admit that I don’t know that first thing about anything. I will always say that, and in fact I’d say it on many occasions. It is something of a running joke that I am a lot smarter than I give myself credit for, but I’ll never change. Just in the same way that, I assume, the pool fencing Melbourne crew will never change, because they will always be the best at what they do, and they will always be a good sport, and will always make sure that they are the most professional outfit in the whole gosh darned country. That is the impression that I get from them, which is why I asked the aluminium pool fencing Melbourne crew to erect a new pool fence in the backyard, once I get rid of the old one. That will not be the easiest thing in the world, but I’m pretty sure that once it happens, I’ll be okay, and I’ll be able to get back to knowing nothing about anything. I only mentioned that because we are at a trivia night, and I heard that there will be a question about pool fencing, and I wish I had a specialty. I’m not even a jack-of-all-trades, I’m just a nothing man. That’s a real shame. I wish that I was better, like the frameless glass pool fencing Melbourne crew are better. They would know heaps more about pool fencing than I would, and I bet that they would have gotten that question right if they were here. I also bet that if I were to tell my wife how much I like them, she wouldn’t be too happy. He gets jealous easily. I hope that I can make her not get too upset with me and with our son, whom she tends to yell at when she needs to yell at me. Now he has a pool he can play in instead.