I don’t want to tell you again, but I will; get your self over to this spot right here and make sure that it’s clean. I don’t like telling you things more than once, but you’re a really bad cat. Dogs are much better listeners and are much more obedient. Almost anything is more obedient than you. A pet rock is better trained; at least it doesn’t run away or make bad things in the laundry. I don’t like you much Michael, and I’m pretty sure that you don’t like me either. Once the upholstery cleaning Adelaide people get here, I could sew you into the couchy. We don’t want to be in each other’s lives much, but since Elise insists that we live together since I moved into her place, I think we had better get along, or else we will rue the day we crossed her. You know that crossing me means crossing her, and vice versa. I don’t want to do either, and since I didn’t think that I’d be able to recover from her wrath. You know what she’s like, she’s actually crazy, but we love her. That’s why we’re putting up with each other, cat. We should call up the carpet cleaner Adelaide company to come and check out the place, and see if they can’t give it the old college try. I would be very grateful to you if you could give it the old college try as well, for the sake of harmony and friendship. We’re not so different, you and I. We think alike, and we both love Elise, so I think we could be best friends, if we give it the chance, and Elise doesn’t kill us first. I will see if the carpet cleaning Adelaide crew can also have a look at the kitchen, since technically I have been dirtying it as well. It’s not our faults, and she really looks after us, doesn’t she?
Unbeknownst to me, my mother had arranged me a blind date for the night of my birthday. I had no idea she was doing that and was horrified when I found out. Not only did I have to go out for tea with a stranger, it was on the night of my birthday, the one day that I should get to do what I want to do! My mother holds very traditional values and she is very important to me, so finally I agreed to go on the date. I moved the party I had planned to the following night and told my friends. Three days before my birthday my mother asked me if I’d started cooking already. I didn’t know what she was talking about until she informed me that my date would be coming to my house for dinner and that we wouldn’t be going out to a restaurant. My stomach turned. I do not pride myself on my cooking abilities, in fact I try to avoid cooking as much as possible.
I got home that afternoon and my house was disgusting. I needed to make some big improvements if I expected my date to like me. I decided the most noticeable thing that needed fixing was the carpets. I phoned Carpet Cleaning Adelaide and scheduled for their cleaners to come through the following day. The lady from Upholstery Cleaning Adelaide told me to clear as much of the carpet as possible to allow for an easy clean.
The contractors from Tile and Grout Cleaning Adelaide were finished in no time. I had to allow time for the carpet to dry so I decided to pop down to the supermarket and get the ingredients for dinner. I hoped this was the last blind date my mother ever sent me on, and I hoped to high heavens that he liked my cooking. If he didn’t, seeings though he somehow knew my mother, I would never hear the end of it.