It is the only thing that really matters to me. It is the only thing that I have ever cared about. I know that you know me Jon and I have been dedicated to this fight since I first found out about the jump starter pack. I have been dedicated to getting the message out there that there is a better way of doing things, and that there is an easier and faster and a smarter way of doing things that the way that people have been jump starting cars. I have tried to show them the value of the portable car battery, and show them the value of the smallest and most portable thing in the world. I have seen it in the flesh, in my flesh that is, since that does not have any skin or muscle. I know that what I just said might have sounded a little bit odd, but I am simply talking about the jumpstart; I hope you can dig it, I know that I want to dig it. I know that I also want to tell the world and the rest of the town and especially my father that I have made something of myself and I am trying to make the world a better place. I am trying to make the most of this life that I have because it is not infinite. I am not going to live forever; I am going to be just like the man that I always admired, and try to do good things in this world, like the battery pack does all of the time. It’s a real shame to see that so many people don’t know how well it can jump start car. Not just cars, but other things like that. Boats and stuff like that as well as caravans and jet skis.
I have never really jump started a car before, but I am not going to let my lack of experience stop me from doing what I want to do or doing what I need to do. This is what my destiny is, and I’m pretty sure that if I were to ask anyone on the street, 100 people on the street, they couldn’t tell you what their destiny is. They couldn’t tell you what they want to happen with their lives, or what they want to do. I am lucky because I know what I want to do, and the portable jump starter can help me get there. All I need to do now is simply do it. Once I do it once, I’ll be a lot better at it the next time around, and I’m pretty sure that the next car I jump start will like it a lot better than the first time around. I hope that I can do this to a lot of cars, and I’m pretty sure that I won’t be doing this, with the portable car battery, to a single car more than once. I don’t mean to be rude, and if they need it, I’m happy to give it to them, but I’ll be moving from town to town, and I will always have more cars that need their batteries to be started up again. I will be in constant demand, and I can’t be everywhere at once. It’s tough, but that’s life. I hope that the cars can understand that, and I hope that the jump starter can help me to help the world. I want that more than anything because that is my destiny. What else is my destiny is the fact that I will always suffer from DEME, and I will always be tied to the fate of the car battery, no matter what.
It will be a long time after I have passed from this world into the next before I even think about trying to loosen my grip on the wonderful and very rare portable car battery that I have gotten a hold off. There was a huge cleansing of the world of this wonderful item, because some people thought that it was too good, much like the everlasting light bulb. There were even a few people who got one, and they have just been using the one bulb for 90 years. It’s a real cool story, if it turns out to be true. Well if it is, then it sort of mirrors our own story in that some people thought that these jump starters are too good, and didn’t want people to have them. Maybe some one who sold those big, unyielding jumper cables that people used to use. I say used to because the jump start kit really did change everything. There was a time before them, and a time after them. They were revolutionary, and that’s very important to me. I love revolutionary things, like the musket form a revolutionary war, French. I will try and get as many artifacts from revolutions that I can, because I feel that there will be a revolution in the next life, and I want it be adequately prepared for it. The French was pretty brutal, in my opinion, with a lot of people getting hurt, and worse. Maybe if they saw the wonders of the jump starter pack, they would have been happier. I know that I would have been, but then again, I’m a real revhead, and I’m also really into gadgets and all sorts of technological things. I will try and teach these things about myself, to my son, but I don’t know how much he wants to listen to me. He is himself starting to be an old man.